Showing posts with label TRAVELS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TRAVELS. Show all posts

10/29/2010

On the Road - An Anniversary Tradition (2010 Edition)

Since our wedding anniversary is just over a week after the anniversary of when we met (separated by several years, of course), the Mr. and I have made it a new tradition to take a vacation during Anniversary Season each year. And the season is upon us now!

Marking one year after our wedding, we went to Vegas, baby! Which reminds me, I never did tell you the story of how we went to see Wayne Brady's amazing one-man variety show and he pulled me up on stage for some improv comedy hijinks. (The punchline is: "There I was, on the stage at the Venetian, down on all fours, Wayne Brady riding me like a donkey." TRUE.)

To celebrate our 2nd wedding anniversary, we made a pilgrimage to our nation's capital, Washington, DC. We stayed in a beautiful brownstone around the corner from the Iraqi Embassy in Dupont Circle. In the Capitol building, we saw Nancy Pelosi walk by with one of my high school friends (he is now one of her advisors). And we witnessed Christopher Hitchens attempt to convince someone sitting next to him at a bar in an Indian restaurant that Harper's is not the same thing as Harper's Bazaar. (Nor indeed are they "close enough".)

This time, we are heading to Seattle and Vancouver, BC. We have never traveled to the Pacific Northwest, and we are greatly looking forward to it. Not least because in Seattle, we are staging a reunion with four of my high school friends who have all landed there since our days at Groves! Facebook, have I told thee lately how much I adore thee? We are meeting at The Unicorn, a bar founded earlier this year by my h.s. friend Adam. Here's a link to a review -- I can't wait!

We'll stay three nights in Seattle, then up to Vancouver for four nights. We are taking the train from Seattle to Vancouver -- we hear it is beautiful!

We have no agenda for this vacation other than relaxing, drinking a lot of coffee to counterbalance the relaxation (OK, that's just me), eating great Asian food, checking out the local museums, taking in the scenery, and celebrating three years of wedded bliss (and overall nine years together!).

6/22/2010

Bad Blogger!

So, I've been TERRIBLE at keeping up with the blog this year, as you can see from my meager postings thus far in 2010. Here's the first six months of the year in thirty seconds or less:

  • Puerto Vallarta was great! We especially enjoyed the swim-up bar, swimming in the ocean every day, and parasailing!
  • MAN vs. GEORGE opened an online shop for greeting cards on Etsy, the place for all things handmade. You can find it here: http://manvsgeorge.etsy.com
  • We took home first prize in Katy and Nunzino's 11th Annual Easter Egg Dyeing Competition, with our entry "The Easter Mummy Conquers the Pyramid of Eggypt".
  • We went to some great concerts (and a great variety of them, too): The Flaming Lips, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, and the "Infinite Stairways" CD release parties for Milwaukee jazz guitarist Steve Peplin. 
As for what the second half of the year will hold? It's anyone's guess!

2/13/2010

Mexico Countdown

Amid the crazy cold temperatures and seemingly record snowfall here in Wisconsin, we  are soooo excited to be going to Mexico next month! We've booked 6 nights at the Riu Palace Pacifico, a resort near Puerto Vallarta. Here is a photo of part of its pool, with the ocean in the distance. Just 3 more weeks 'til swimsuit season!

11/30/2009

Riverside Arcade Mural Project

The day after Thanksgiving, I went down to Chicago to spend time with my sisters. First stop was Riverside, where Ab and I helped install murals around the exterior of the historic Riverside Arcade Building.

The Arcade Building has been named one of Illinois' 10 most endangered landmarks, and while it awaits a preservation-minded buyer, it has been sitting empty with boarded-up windows. The good people of Riverside decided it was high time to spruce up the building, so they teamed up to design and paint a series of murals (2000 square feet in all!).

The murals depict Riverside scenes throughout the four seasons of the year. They're up now for all to enjoy, but on Friday, December 4 at 5:15 PM, there will be an official mural unveiling to kick off the holiday season. I wish I could be there!

Meanwhile, here are some photos I snapped during the installation process...





And one last photo of Ab and me with our tools of the trade: matching caulk guns. Don't worry, folks, the caulk dried clear! (Photo credit: Maya Brent of Abruzzi Brent Architectural Interiors.)


This is such a great display of community spirit! For details on why the Arcade Building is empty and seeking a buyer, visit Save Riverside Arcade.

10/30/2009

Anniversary in D.C.

Next week we celebrate our 2-year wedding anniversary with a trip to Washington, D.C. Ryan, history and politics buff that he is, has never visited our nation's capital, so you can imagine how much he is looking forward to the trip. I sense monuments in our future, along with periods of awed silence as we observe the massive scale of our government in action.

I visited DC once, as a young teenager, on a road trip with my grandparents and sister Katy. We were there to meet up with my sister Ab, who was spending one of her college summers as an intern for a Congressional subcommittee on something, something, and something. (Forgive me, it's been a while. I remember that her subcommittee was very technical-sounding and therefore clearly important.)

I remember thinking how cool that was -- MY SISTER working alongside US Representatives in the halls of Congress. (So impressive!) MY SISTER wearing suits and carrying a leather padfolio! (So chic!) MY SISTER living in a DC apartment where she could stay up all night if she wanted to! (So cosmopolitan! And perhaps more to the point, so liberated from the shackles of parental surveillance!)

Such were the thoughts of 13-year-old me. I've got my own leather padfolio now, but I must admit, I still find my sister's summer in DC impressive.

We have a few travel books about the city and have a handful of must-see spots on our list, but we like to keep our advance itinerary planning somewhat loose to accommodate recommendations from friends and spontaneous discoveries.

Have you been to Washington, D.C.? What are some of your must-see recommendations? (Or any over-hyped places we should avoid?) Do you have any D.C. memories? Share yours in the comments.

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4/10/2009

Wes and Eugene's Cabinet of Wonders Heads to Madison

We are excited to spend the weekend in Madison - and especially excited to spend Saturday night (April 11, 2009) watching Wes & Eugene's Cabinet of Wonders at the High Noon Saloon. For those of you unfamiliar with the critically acclaimed Cabinet of Wonders, it is a newfangled traveling variety show hosted by fabulous musician, novelist, and friend John Wesley Harding (a.k.a. Wesley Stace) and comedian Eugene Mirman. Also featured in this night's Cabinet are local favorites Mark Bazer, The Zombeatles, and Prestige Atlantic Impulse with Victor DeLorenzo.

The image you see at right is a tiny, low-res version of a special limited-edition commemorative poster designed by our very own Ryan of MAN vs. GEORGE DESIGN. The poster is 11" x 17", printed in full technicolor glory on high-quality paper, and will be available for sale at the show. Signed by Wes & Eugene, I might add! A version of the poster was printed as a full-color ad in this week's Onion in Madison.

We hope to see you at the show!

1/11/2009

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday!

Yesterday we drove to Chicago to celebrate the birthday of my 3-year-old twin cousins. We weren't expecting the roads to be quite so bad, but winter is full of surprises. We passed about half a dozen accidents on the drive down, and were never more thankful to have a Subaru. Ryan had to keep reminding me that the Subaru's all-wheel drive is not the same thing as an invincibility force-field, but we made it down safely just the same.

Upon our arrival were delighted to score a parking spot in my aunt and uncle's garage -- quite a luxury for party latecomers. We felt so lucky we didn't have to circle the city streets looking for a parking spot -- especially one that would be safe from the city's tow trucks.

We had a great time at the party, not just because they were serving margaritas. ;-) My sisters and their kids were there, as were my mom and two of my adult cousins. It was fun to see my little cousins turn 3. They are such sweet girls. A good time was had by all!

12/20/2008

What Happened in Vegas ... Part 2

Friday

Our first full day in Las Vegas was Friday. But it wasn't just any ordinary Friday -- it was Halloween! Woo hoo - Halloween in Vegas, baby!

That meant that, morning 'til night, we couldn't tell which naughty schoolgirls were just visiting and which ones were for hire. Is that a guidebook or a client list?

Such challenging questions make me hungry. So we started the day with breakfast at the Wynn. This involved a daredevil taxi ride up the entire length of the Strip, from our hotel (excuse me, our THEhotel) on the south end to the Wynn on the north. The ride should probably have taken twice as long, but our driver took conventional laws of speed and safety as loose suggestions rather than rules. He viewed the road as he would a Frogger screen. Many abrupt lane changes were involved.

We screeched up to the valet stand at the Wynn and moseyed inside to begin our circuitous quest for the buffet.

Tangent

If it doesn't already exist, I think a great idea for a book would be a photographic exploration of the strange and wonderful world of carpeting in Las Vegas casinos.

Carpet at the Wynn casino, Las Vegas


Breakfast of Champions

After a few laps around the casino and a break to ask directions, we finally found the buffet. We arrived on the cusp between breakfast and lunch, which allowed us to sample both meals at this place of endless bounty. Even the fruit and vegetation displays were gigantic!

The 30-second review: The buffet at the Wynn had everything you could possibly want to eat, and many things you might not want to eat, but that's your prerogative: It's Vegas, baby, and you can do what you want. All of it was attractively displayed, refreshed frequently, and could be enjoyed in a pretty, garden-like dining room. (By way of comparison, later during our trip we ate brunch at the Bayside Buffet at Mandalay Bay, and the food there was not as good and the atmosphere was somewhat depressing.) We highly recommend trying the Wynn for their champagne brunch (weekends only). Just like our meal, but with booze and crab legs!

Flower Power

The decor at the Wynn is all about the flowers. From the fleurrific carpeting to the monuments to flora throughout the buffet dining room, no flower was left uncelebrated. We especially liked the trippy flower-filled vases in the lobby.



Baby You Can't Drive My Car

As we left the Wynn, we walked verrrrrry slowwwwly by the Penske | Wynn Ferarri - Maserati showroom. I took a liking to this cherry red (excuse me: Rosso Mondiale) Maserati Granturismo. Yum! Too bad we had just lost $40 on roulette in the casino. It could have made a nice downpayment.



Retail Diversion

After gazing a big too longingly at the Granturismo, Ryan pried me away and we embarked upon a retail adventure that was a bit more grounded in reality. Wait, I take that back. This is Fashion Show Mall. It looks like the Mothership.

Due to my acute phobia of Orange Julius, we skipped the mall and headed north...far north to the land where real Las Vegans shop. First stop: The Attic, a crazy, crazy vintage boutique featuring showgirl costumes, Zoot suits, retro furniture and accessories, and a white dude working the counter who calls you "Brother" if you're a guy, but not "Sister" if you're a girl. Discuss.

We didn't find any items for ourselves, but we did find a fantastic onesie (new, not vintage) that featured a print of the movie poster for High School Hellcats, which we thought would be perfect for our friends Hil and Andy's baby, who at the time of our trip had yet to be born.* It's never too soon to impart cautionary tales to the youth of America, if you ask me.

If only they'd also had onesies from Reefer Madness, Wheels of Tragedy, The Cautious Twins, More Dates for Kay, Boys Beware, and It's a Little Late for Tears, Isn't it, Barbara?. That would have made for an entire week of mental hygiene-wear!

*Youth of America Update: Carter John is now at home -- happy, healthy, and fashionably dressed! Welcome, little guy!

That's all for now. Next time, we'll tell you all about our evening with the Prince of Wails...

11/30/2008

What Happened In Vegas Stayed In Vegas (For a Month) - Part 1

But now, at long last, the silence and speculation end!

Welcome to Las Vegas



To recap, Ryan and I went to Las Vegas from October 30 through November 3, to celebrate our 1-year wedding anniversary. This was the first time either of us had been to Vegas, and we were really looking forward to seeing for ourselves this city that our friends and family had raved about for years. We consider ourselves vaguely cosmopolitan, having traveled to many of the western world's exciting or otherwise remarkable cities, so we were a bit concerned that we might not feel the "wow" factor in Las Vegas.

We need not have worried. From the time we arrived to the time we departed, we were surrounded by jaw-droppingly shiny, beautiful, gigantic, and strange things -- things that made us so glad we came, and wondering how soon would be too soon to return.

Our Arrival

We arrived in the city around 9:30 a.m. We did not realize the airport was so close to the Strip! It was nice to get a bird's eye view of the Strip during our descent.



As soon as we got off the plane we were greeted by the sounds of slot machines, which were *everywhere* in the airport. Here is a bank of slot machines in the baggage claim area. It took forever to get our bags. We suspect that the average time for bags to travel from planeside to the baggage carousel is longer at the Las Vegas airport than at non-gambling airports, but we haven't come across any scientific studies on the subject.



After collecting our luggage, we stood in a short line at the curbside taxi stand. At first, we thought the yards and yards of maze-like fence partitions leading up to the taxi line were overkill, and we wondered why we had to walk past 20 empty taxis just so some guy in a uniform could point to one and say, "Number 12." Then we remembered we were in Las Vegas, where the solicitation of tips is elevated to an art form. Some guy points to a cab, you hand him a couple bucks. You get lost in a casino because of poor signage, and there's someone standing attentively at the next bank of slot machines willing to point you in the right direction for a couple bucks. It's just how things roll in Vegas, as we were to learn.

Our Hotel

We stayed at THEhotel, the sister property of Mandalay Bay. THEhotel is a separate tower (at left, in the photo below) but is connected to the casino, beach, and shops at Mandalay Bay.



As we entered the hotel we were greeted by its signature aromatherapy scent. With a few exceptions, we are not typically fans of fragrances used on a room- or building-wide basis. The aroma of freshly baked Nestle Toll House chocolate chip cookies (without walnuts) permeating every room in the house? Sign me up! But Abercrombie & Fitch "Fierce" room spray set to stun? Stay back, foul thing! We had read about the signature THEhotel scent and were mildly concerned that we might feel like we were spending several nights in the local Bath & Body Works, but as it turns out, the scent was quite mild and agreeable, so we didn't mind staying in this particular Bath & Body Works.

The lobby of THEhotel was lovely, all done up in polished black and diffused lighting. There was even an ambient techno soundtrack piped in, in case we hadn't realized the place was cool.



We passed a few groups of young hipsters wearing their sunglasses indoors, in the ridiculously dimly lit lobby. I didn't want to dignify their existence by snapping any photos, but they looked approximately like this (except indoors):



Did I mention the beautiful flowers and chandeliers in the lobby?



There was also some great giant artwork hanging in the hallway connecting THEhotel to Mandalay Bay.



By the time we walked through THEhotel's lobby and passed THEcafe, THEcoffeebar, and THElounge, and saw signs for THEbathhouse and THEgym, we began to suspect that someone went a little nuts with THEbranding. Indeed, when we got to our room and checked out THEfacilities, we discovered that our Charmin was labeled with a tiny little sticker reading "THEtp".



Awww.

Because I have excellent priorities, I captured a shot of the toilet paper sticker but neglected to take any photos of our room or our fabulous bathrooms. Yes, that's right - bathrooms, plural.

We were in a suite (I'm sorry, let me start that sentence again).

We were in a THEsuite <-- and there is precisely where cutesy branding becomes a liability.

If I say "We were in THEsuite" that suggests there is only one suite in the joint, and you may wonder why, if we are such high rollers, we don't get you a better Christmas present. But if I say "We were in a suite" then I am not referring to it by its Christian name, and I do like to use the proper nomenclature. But using the proper nomenclature, in this case, forces me to use what sounds like horrendous grammar. Damn you, THEhotel!

But I digress.

Highlights of the amenities included:

  • Super-comfy bed - We have a queen-sized bed at home, and I just love going on vacation so I can sleep on a king-sized mattress...there's something so nice about being able to sprawl out diagonally and not encroach on the other person's turf!
  • Great views! - Our suite was on the 21st floor, in the corner, so we had windows looking to the north and east. Here was a view from our living room, overlooking the Luxor hotel, which appears to be next door but is actually a good 20-30 minute walk from our hotel. You may be able to see two tiny white specks on the left face of the pyramid. Those were window-washers (we think).
  • Giant soaking tub - Seriously, people, this tub was huge - and deep! It gave us something to aspire to if we ever do a master bathroom / walk-through closet addition on our house.
  • Nice bath products - We especially enjoyed the bath powder and the exfoliating soap.


And that's all that's fit to print about our trip to Las Vegas. Thanks for tuning in!

(Just kidding.)

Our First Dinner in Vegas

On the night of our arrival, we splurged on dinner at MIX, an ultra-chic restaurant on the 64th floor of THEhotel.

Do you ever just want to eat the decor of a place? MIX is definitely up there on my list, along with Tizi Melloul in Chicago, home of my super-fun bridal shower last September.

This publicity photo showcases the minimalist modern decor at MIX, which includes a gorgeous 24-foot tall chandelier consisting of 15,000 hand-blown clear glass orbs. It was even more beautiful in person. We arrived for our meal at sunset, when the room was warm and glowing. The chandelier made it look like the air was effervescent!

To get to our table, we strolled through the bar / lounge area, which was luscious and dark, with a few cocktail tables on the balcony overlooking the Strip.



The menu at MIX is a creation of chef Alain Ducasse. Half of the menu featured old-school French cuisine that made Ducasse a household name back in the day. (Quois? Your household did not speak his name?) The other half featured a more modern take on French food, with some infusions of tropical and Asian ingredients. Ryan and I ordered from both sides of the menu (and both sides of the drink menu!) and enjoyed our decadent meal.

Then came time for dessert. Our excellent waiter brought us the celebratory dessert pictured below, a passion fruit sorbet resting on a bed of tiny tropical fruit cubes, in a fruity sauce of some kind. It was garnished with thin spears cut from a lemongrass stalk and a vanilla bean. It was tangy and refreshing and delicious!



As a surprise, the kitchen sent out some freshly baked madeleines and a little pot of house-made Nutella. We were in heaven! Just look at our stupid grins...



And then we retired for the evening. Good night, Ryan. Good night, Tilney. Good night, THEhotel. Good night, crazy beacon shining out of the top of the Luxor.



Stay tuned for Vegas: Day 2 (and 3 and 4 and 5).

11/11/2008

Coming Soon: Vegas Report

Several people have told me they've been checking the blog for stories about our trip to Las Vegas... So sorry for the delay! Rest assured, we had a fabulous time and will be posting photos and stories soon.

10/22/2008

9 Out of 10 Screaming Fans Think They Can Dance; Do You?

Last Friday, Ryan and I drove down to Chicago for (wait for it…) the live tour of So You Think You Can Dance. We can blame this all on my mother. Somehow, over the summer she managed to coerce me, my sisters, and our respective husbands (except Nunz) into agreeing to attend this spectacle at the United Center. There may have been some parental guilt involved. Anyhoo, it promised to be a rockin’ night of music, dance, and feeling extremely old and uncoordinated.

Boy, were we not disappointed! The music was thumpin', the dancers were attired in family-friendly midriff-bearing tops (sexy but not *too* sexy) - or no tops at all on the men, occasionally, much to the delight of the largely teenage girl audience - and the flashing lights were just shy of seizure-inducing.

Yes, but how was the dancing? you must be wondering. It depends on whom you ask.

It is important to understand that as a family unit we may *appear* relatively cohesive (tall, dark-haired women who all laugh hysterically at Peter Sellers movies) but our level of familiarity with the "So You Think You Can Dance" phenomenon is WILDLY inconsistent. At one end of the spectrum, you have my mom. She and Al watch the show religiously. They could surely recount the hometowns, day jobs, and signature routines of all of the dancers pictured below:



In the middle portion of the continuum of "SYTYCD" knowledge are Ryan and me. We've seen a grand total of one episode - an early episode from a few seasons ago, when a guy fell on his head. I don't mean "fell flat on his face" or "fell on his ass." I mean the guy was doing some kind of acrobatic flip and he didn't rotate fast enough in mid-air, and he landed on his head. It was painful to watch - still painful in slo-mo, still painful in super-close-up zoom, still painful in reverse, still painful at double-speed - yup. Any way you slice it, and no matter how many times they replayed it, the dude fell on his head. I'm not saying that the possibility of one of the dancers falling on his or her head was the *largest* part of draw to get us down to see the live show in Chicago, but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a wee bit alluring.

I can't speak to Katy's familiarity with the show, but based on Aberdeen's reaction after it was all over ("I thought it would be ballroom dancing. What was with all the booty shaking?") I'm going to put her on the far, far distant end of the "SYTYCD" awareness spectrum. The total media blackout end of the continuum that is typically occupied by members of the pop culture-eschewing intelligentsia or the Amish. Aberdeen is neither, but she's got three small kids and no free time. She heard "the dance sensation that is sweeping America" and probably assumed that the world had finally come to its senses and instituted mandatory public reenactments of scenes from the phenomenal Baz Luhrmann film Strictly Ballroom, which was made in 1992 - roughly coinciding with the last year Aberdeen had free time.

As it turns out, the live tour of "SYTYCD" bears very little resemblance to the competitive ballroom dance circuit depicted in "Strictly Ballroom." Indeed, there was a whole lotta booty shaking going on. I swear that I did not plan this, but in the photo at right (taken with my iPhone) you can see that while the action on stage is totally obscured by the bright lights, the Jumbotron (on the right side of the photo) clearly shows a close-up of the hot-pants-clad booty belonging to one of the female dancers. Oh happy accident - this is semi-professional dance at its finest!

Speaking of bears (oh yes we were), the event was sponsored by Snuggle, so the halftime show included an appearance by the Snuggle Bear, shaking its just-from-the-dryer-soft booty on stage. At first I thought it was a gigantic Tele-Tubby, and that the rim of my margarita glass might have been sprinkled with something other than salt. Perhaps the Snuggle Bear's margarita was spiked, too, because it seemed to be having difficulty maintaining its upright position. Luckily it did not attempt any flashy, crowd-pleasing moves, because I am certain it would have ended up landing on its outsized (albeit plush) head. And because it was halftime, the cameras weren't rolling. How sad it would have been to miss the instant replay!

10/16/2008

The Cat Was Away

...So the mouse, she played!

Last weekend, Ryan and his sister took a trip to Boston. (If you ask him nicely, perhaps he will guest-blog about his experience and share some photos from the trip.) With all that unsupervised time on my hands, I did what any respectable woman would do: Call up her girlfriends and arrange a get-together involving the consumption of liquor, with an unspoken advance agreement that shoes, hair, and boys would be among the chief topics of conversation.

Okay, I'll come clean. We did talk about our respective jobs, too, which are rife with complex, mentally stimulating challenges. But there was quite a bit of giggling, too. I'm reminded of a time several years ago when Ryan and I visited our artist friend Sarah Martin's house for a party, and there was a room full of accomplished, bright women of a variety of ages and cultures, each with at least one post-graduate degree and plenty of opinions on wide-ranging topics. On our way home that night, Ryan said with amazement, "How is it that HAIR ended up being such a time-consuming and lively topic of discussion tonight?"

Dudes, apparently, would not spend 10 minutes comparing their experiences with various types of hair product. Dudes, apparently, would not refer to it as "product." (Incidentally, dudes don't wear outfits. They wear clothes. In case you were wondering.)

It had been a while since I'd had a conversation in which I could unapologetically extol the virtues of Aveda Retexturing Gel, so I hopped in the car and headed to Madison to spend some time with the ladies.

Janette and I started the day at Marigold Kitchen, which has been the subject of a recent post. This time I remembered to order the legendary Breakfast Sandwich! Then we took a walk around the Capitol Square and ogled the delicious-looking vegetables, cheeses, and fruit for sale at the Farmer's Market. We both bought some apples - some varieties I had never heard of and don't remember the names of (yay me!) but that were amazingly tasty. One of them was big and yellow and kind of spicy. Any ideas?

After that, we went to Century House Home & Office, which is the third Century House store in Madison (the one Ryan and I skipped last time). They were still putting the finishing touches on the store, but it was fun to wander the aisles and sit down on all the cool sofas and chairs. They had a ton of Ekornes furniture, which is damn comfortable. I just love the Scandinavian design aesthetic. Even their pets look good, as evidenced by this photo of two Danish dogs.

After that, Janette and I went to the Apple store because I needed to pick up a car charger for my iPhone. In fact, those were my exact words to the Apple store employee who offered to help me: "I need a car charger for my iPhone." When he replied, "Sure, I can help you with that," I took him at his word. But things in Apple-land were not terribly straightforward that afternoon, as I soon discovered.

My first clue that something strange was afoot at the Circle-K should have been that my Apple store employee looked approximately like this...



...except in a bright blue Apple t-shirt. He walked me back to the wall of accessories and asked, "What kind of car stereo do you have?" Not seeing the relevance, I offered a half-hearted, "Umm, factory-installed?" He looked at me with a special blend of pity and scorn that is usually the special province of serious audiophiles who are forced to mingle with us lesser mortals who haven't drunk the Blaupunkt Kool-Aid. Turns out, he just wanted to know if there was, and I quote, "a little hole in the dash, labeled 'A-U-X'."

Still not seeing the relevance, I nevertheless nodded. He said, "Great! You can use it to listen to your iPod through your stereo." I was hoping my WTF look might have an effect on him, but after several seconds of silence, I realized I'd have to use my words. "But I have an i*Phone*, and I just need to charge it, not...listen to it."

"Ohh!" he gamely replied. "Well, I have this other one over here, that you can use to charge your iPod and listen to it at the same time!"

While looking around for the hidden cameras, I said, as politely as I could manage, "Again, I don't need to listen to it, just charge it. And I don't have an iPod, I have an i*Phone*."

He looked at me, and in all seriousness, asked, "You have an iPhone?"

Realizing that my words were having a seriously delayed reaction, I decided to cut out the middleman that was this guy's verbal processing center and go for some visual aids. I reached into my purse and pulled out my iPhone and said, very slowly, "I have...one of these."

He replied, very slowly, as if teaching a small child to recognize numbers and shapes, "Yes, ma'am. That's...an iPhone."

(You just know that in this dude's blog, he's telling a story about a lady who didn't even know that what she owned was an iPhone.)

Aaaanyway, I eventually got a charger and I'm pleased to report that it charges quite well.

Later in the afternoon, I met up with Amy and Colleen at Opus Lounge. This was one of our favorite spots to visit when we all worked together in Madison. With excellent signature martinis such as Ryan's Baby (my personal favorite, both for its name and for its lemon meringue pie flavor) and Water for Chocolate (tastes just like an Orange Milano), a long list of delicious Champagne cocktails, and Lindeman's Framboise on tap, the drinks alone are a strong draw. But they've also got great food - sushi, fondue, a stuffed olive plate, to name just a few - definitely not typical bar food. Over the years we've celebrated birthdays, software releases, and Thursdays at Opus Lounge. It's like coming home!

While I can't recall if shoes and hair were discussed, Colleen and Amy and I did, indeed, talk about boys. And our jobs. And the deliciousness of our cocktails. None of us still works for the company that brought us together in the first place. I'm six months into my new job. Colleen (who left the company a year before I did) is just starting her second new job. And Amy is working part-time, looking for something a little different (job-wise) but relishing the time she gets to spend with her two totally adorable young kids.

Each time I visit friends from Madison, I feel a tug of nostalgia. We had such good times in Madison! I lived there from 1997 to 2006 - that's nine years of growing up, between grad school and starting my career and meeting my future husband. I do miss a lot of things about Madison - the concentration of good shops and restaurants around the Capitol Square and up the length of State Street, the funky neighborhoods, and of course, the good friends and interesting people I met. But most importantly, those years in Madison really equipped me with a sense of myself - my preferences and style, yes, but moreover my ability to formulate opinions and find things in the world that really speak to me and challenge me. I'm not trying to re-create my Madison experiences (despite my fervent desire to transplant Marigold Kitchen and Octopus Car Wash into my neighborhood in Milwaukee). Now, wherever I go, I try to make the deep connections with people and places that made my time in Madison so meaningful. Lucky for me, I have an excellent home base for my explorations: a wonderful husband, a cozy little house, a loving family and fabulous friends - many of whom live within a short drive, but all of whom are just a phone call or email message away. Thank God I got that charger for my iPod. I mean iPhone.

10/08/2008

"Are y'all into alien abduction?"

...asked my friend Hunter, when I mentioned that I was planning a trip to Las Vegas and looking for suggestions of things to do.
 
It's hard to know how to respond to such a question.
 
Am I into *being* abducted by aliens? (Not that I remember, although I do have some gaps in my memories of 2nd grade.) Am I into *watching* people be abducted by aliens? (Only if I get to choose the abductee.) Am I into talking at length, perhaps at a theme bar, with people who claim to have been abducted by aliens? (To paraphrase Sarah Palin, "Noooo. I am not one of those people." Luckily, I do not need a passport to get to Vegas, though I'm not sure about the border control policies of the Mothership.)
 
I stared blankly at Hunter, trying to formulate an answer that would not be offensive, lest *he* was "one of those people." My gotcha-journalism-question-evading skills are sadly underdeveloped, I discovered, as I completely forgot to wink at the (nonexistent) camera and say "You betcha" with an adorable tilt of my head. 
 
But here's the thing: It's not just that I forgot. It's that I actually can't wink. For as long as I've been aware that winking is something that would be valuable to add to my arsenal of skills, I've never been able to do it. Believe me, I've tried. I've even had coworkers attempt to coach me, to no avail. Watching me try to wink, it turns out, is as painful as watching Elaine try to dance on "Seinfeld." When I (try to) wink, people ask me if I'm okay. They ask if there are any medications I'm allergic to, in case I am in the early stages of a seizure and the paramedics need to be called. (Demerol, by the way.)
 
Anyway, I just stared and stared at Hunter until the silence grew so ponderous that the poor guy probably started to wonder if I was having an abduction flashback.
 
Finally, he continued: "Because you could rent a car and drive to Area 51."
 
Best. Vacation Suggestion. Ever!

9/27/2008

Now Taking Suggestions for Vegas

To celebrate our 1-year wedding anniversary, Ryan and I are planning a trip to Las Vegas. We will arrive on Thursday, October 30 and return home on Monday night, November 3. We'd love to stay an extra night, but we need to get home to vote in the presidential election!

We are staying at THEhotel at Mandalay Bay, which comes highly recommended both for its elegance and for the fact that there is no casino labyrinth to walk through (and get smoke-soaked in) on your way in and out of the hotel.

We'd love to hear about your favorite places to go and things to do in Las Vegas. Please use the Comments feature to leave suggestions for us on shows, restaurants, nightlife, and shopping - both the places to go and the places to avoid.

9/22/2008

Round-the-Clock Date

Last Saturday, the Mister and I returned to Madison for an epic day-through-evening date. We had a few gift certificates from our wedding to redeem (thanks to Mark, Petra, and Mary!), so we made a list of some of our favorite haunts and made a day (and night) of it.

We started the morning at Marigold Kitchen, our all-time favorite breakfast spot (not just in Madison - quite possibly the world). When we lived in Madison and wanted a special breakfast, special box of baked goods, special brunch, or special lunch, we'd head to Marigold.


The place is always packed, and yesterday was no different. With the Farmer's Market in full swing around the Capitol Square and the weather a rare September 80 degrees, the line at Marigold's went out the door. No matter; we added a few bakery items to our order so that we wouldn't expire from weakness while waiting for our food to be cooked. We started our meal with one of Marigold Kitchen's famous chocolate-dipped coconut macaroons (actually famous: their recipe was featured in Bon Appétit magazine in 2002), a blueberry muffin, and a peanut butter chocolate chip cookie. We are not usually such gluttons (at least not for breakfast) but hot *damn* these are excellent baked goods! We couldn't waste the opportunity - after all, we'd driven so far.

As for our main meal, it had been so long since we'd been there that I forgot to order my favorite menu item, the Breakfast Sandwich - d'oh! - but instead I ordered the perfectly delicious omelet with roasted red peppers, zucchini, and goat cheese. It was served with toasted rosemary bread and a field greens salad tossed in a champagne vinaigrette. It also comes with a side of potatoes, but if I may blaspheme for a moment against the otherwise sterling reputation of the culinary prowess of Marigold Kitchen, I am not a fan of those potatoes. They're both too spicy and greasy for my taste. There, I've said it! Rant over.

Ryan chose the French Toast with fresh berries - always a hit. You needn't even ask if it was served with real maple syrup. Everything on the menu is all-natural, and much of it is organic, and as much of it as possible is sourced locally. So very tasty!

Toward the end of our breakfast, a swarm of what we could only assume to be sorority chicks (or scholars of Greek) amassed inside the restaurant, hovering around the two empty tables flanking our table, paralyzed by the logistical complexity of how to distribute their 12 bodies among an equal number of chairs arrayed around two non-contiguous dining surfaces. One of them finally said, "We're not all going to be able to sit together" in a way that seemed promisingly declarative yet suggested an unseen question mark hanging over the proceedings. And there they stood, unmoving. Minutes later, another one of them said, "So, some of us should sit over ... here?" -- at which point they all shuffled toward a single table in their very tall wedge sandals. You'd think this would make for some brilliant physical comedy, but instead it seemed like a very sad object lesson in the inability of basic math concepts to penetrate the herd mentality. I pray for our public universities.

After breakfast, we hopped back in the car and headed down Park Street to Atomic Interiors, a mid-century modern home furnishings store whose collection of vintage furniture makes us drool. We are in the market for a small ottoman (a footstool, really) for our living room. Most contemporary furniture is of such a gigantic scale that it is difficult to find an ottoman that is not as large or larger than the chair itself. But you can count on the designers of the atomic age to know better. The proportions were smaller, the designs sleeker. (After all, you've got to be able to fit that chair and ottoman into the fallout shelter.) We were delighted to see an ottoman on display, all by its lonesome, that fit the bill quite nicely -- slim rosewood base, elegant black leather cushion. Unfortunately, as the owner informed us, it was part of a set (the chair was in back being repaired) that would be priced around $3,000. He complimented us on our excellent taste and sent us on our way.

We get that a lot from mid-century modern furniture dealers. Not so much the sending us on our way, but the complimenting us on our taste bit. The dearly departed Scandinavian Living (formerly known as Danish Teak Classics) in Middleton was another one of our favorite sources for furniture. The owner, John Tiermann, would travel to Denmark a few times a year and return with a shipping container full of gorgeous teak and rosewood furniture made in the 40s through 60s. He would meticulously restore any pieces that weren't already in excellent condition, and sell them off at (as we are discovering) insanely low prices. Over the years we picked up a tiger-striped teak dining room table, a teak corner cabinet, a rosewood and copper side table, and some dishes and knick-knacks from John. We'd visit several times a year and eye up his latest discoveries. Out of an entire showroom of furniture, I always managed to make a beeline for the most rare piece in his collection. John would compliment me on my taste, inform me that only 2 or 3 others like it (whatever it happened to be) are known to exist on earth, and offer to sell it to me at an honorary Dane discount. Earlier this year we heard that his shop had gone out of business, which is a sad loss for us personally and for the entire vintage Scandinavian furniture-loving community in Wiconsin.

Thankfully, there are still options for those in the Madison area craving teak with a side of good design. Our next stop was Century House, which should probably be renamed Century Houses, as it occupies three buildings on University Avenue. There are the two older houses sitting side by side on the south side of University Ave., one of them known as the Furniture Annex and the other known as the Gift Shop; the latest expansion is across the street on the north side of University - Century House Home and Office. We hit the first two, checking out the cool sofas, lamps, housewares, Hans Wegner chairs, and Hästens mattresses. We browsed and dreamed of a world in which we could afford new Scandinavian furniture. And once again we were reminded of how much we miss the late, great Scandinavian Living / Danish Teak Classics.

To cheer ourselves up, we visited one of our all-time favorite Madison-area institutions: Octopus Car Wash. You may wonder how sad our Madison existence was that the car wash was one of our favorite spots, but anyone who has moved away from Madison probably understands what a gem Octopus is as soon as they discover that their new community does not feature a full-service touchless car wash involving a team of dudes jumping into your car, vacuuming, spraying, wiping it down, towel-drying the exterior, and handing it back to you 10 minutes later all spotless and gleaming for a mere $9.00.

The first time I tried to get a car wash in Milwaukee, I was mortified to discover that using the DIY sprayer thing would cost me $15.00, and no team of guys would be jumping in and vacuuming unless I wanted to leave my car there for 6 hours and fork over another $55.00. At those prices, I would expect them to organize the papers in my glove compartment and alphabetize my CD collection, too, but, sadly, that wasn't on the list of services. This being the car wash landscape in our new hometown, we started (*gasp*) washing our own cars. OK, we did that once. We've taken the Shop Vac to our cars a few more times, but basically, I'd just neglected the interior of my car for a year until I had a good excuse to return to Madison to get a proper car wash. Oh, this was a special day indeed!

After the car wash, we returned to State Street, where we window shopped our way up the street until reaching Pop Deluxe, a totally cute gift shop with household decor, cool mod totes, books, jewelry, paper products, art, and other fabulous things. We ended up getting a few things for us, a few things for our families for Christmas, and a few things for our friends who are expecting a baby later this year. It never hurts to stock the gift closet early and often!

We had a few hours until dinner, and all that shopping was making me woozy, so we stopped at our favorite Nepali restaurant on State Street, Chautara. I can't just refer to it as "this great Nepali restaurant on State Street" because there are actually two Nepali restaurants on State Street. But Chautara has always been our favorite. We ordered a couple of light appetizers (the fabulous samosas and momochas) and people-watched from our window seat. Afterwards, we did some more window shopping on State Street, including a nostalgia trip into Urban Outfitters to be reminded that no matter how cool we like to think we are, the inescapable fact is that we are really, really, really old.

Finally, dinner at Harvest, a fabulously fancy restaurant on the Capitol Square. Its menu focuses on locally grown, organic ingredients, with the menu changing based on what's in season and what looks especially good at the Farmer's Market and from their suppliers. We had dined at Harvest only once before, several years ago, but our friends Petra and Mark gave us a gift certificate for our wedding, so that gave us the perfect excuse to return!



Listening to our waiter explain the night's specials, we were horrified to learn that one of the evening's entrees was apparently "marinated in salmonella." Halfway through that last word, our waiter realized he was going down the wrong path, but it was too late to reel it back in. The word hung there like...like a Gram-negative enterobacteria-laden wet blanket, the worst kind of service industry faux pas. Had we heard? Would we stay? Would we go? Would we cry, "Salmonella?! Well, I never!" and freak out the other patrons? Instead, Ryan asked if it came with a side of E. coli, which broke the tension quite nicely.

Talk of foodborne illness behind us, we started with some appetizers. I ordered the heirloom tomato salad featuring tomatoes in four beautiful colors - red, orange, yellow, and green - drizzled with olive oil and fresh herbs and tossed with some kind of creamy Spanish cheese I didn't catch the name of. Ryan ordered the scallops. I don't remember much about the preparation other than the abundant yumminess. Dinner was excellent. Ryan ordered the braised short rib served with polenta. I ordered the bison ribeye prepared with a porcini mushroom / salt rub, served with roasted fingerling potatoes and swiss chard. Yuuuum! We needed to save room for the cheese plate and dessert, so I boxed up half of my entree. (I'm happy to report it was still delicious the next day!) The cheese plate featured three artisinal Wisconsin cheeses, olive bread, some quince paste, and some candied walnuts. The bread was too strong-flavored, in my opinion; a different cheese-delivery vehicle would have let the cheeses speak for themselves a bit more. At last, dessert... second only to breakfast in my list of favorite meals of the day. We ordered the chocolate cake layered with milk chocolate bourbon mousse (mmm...chocolate and booze - two great tastes that go great together!) and the vanilla panna cotta with plum compote. The latter ended up being our preferred dessert, as there was something positively magical about its wiggly texture and smooth, vanilla-bean flavor.

Thus ended our epic day and night of eating and shopping in Madison, the city where we met and spent the first five years of our relationship. We drove home listening to our wedding mix CD, which brought back fun memories of our big celebration last November. It's hard to believe we've been married for almost a year already! We are planning a getaway for our one-year anniversary - stay tuned for details.