Our Gift Registries

We know many of you are traveling a long distance to join us on our wedding day, and we consider that the best gift of all. Still, a number of people have asked where we are registered. You are too kind! Here is the list:

• Amazon.com
• Williams-Sonoma

Other Ideas: As you may know, we live in a 1905 farm house. As such, we are constantly undertaking home and yard beautification projects. Gift cards to Home Depot, Lowe's, Menards, and Sears are always appreciated!

Porridge Delivery Vehicle of the Gods

It's amazing what you can find when shopping for wooden spoons on Amazon.com
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BEHOLD! THE FINEST SMALL WOODEN SPOON EVER MADE!
Review by f.ferreiro (Gainesville, Fl. USA), April 30, 2005
It's small. It's cute. It's made of wood. It's also a spoon. It's the 1058023 Small Wooden Spoon and its f*cking amazing. I cannot begin to count the number of times that I have used this, my favorite utensil, to deliver the nourishment of a warm porridge from the bowl from whence it came up to my hungry lips. Anyone with a basic grasp of chemistry knows that unlike metal, wood is not a very good conductor. This means no more burnt lips, folks! Not even Satan himself could concoct something hot enough that would make this adorable little spoon burn your lips. Listen, I'm not a greedy man. All I require to live a content life is a woman that loves me, a martini glass filled to the brim with an alcoholic beverage of some sort, and a small wooden spoon with which to stir it. Thank you OXO Good grips, thank you.

Another Great Amazon Find

Here's another fantastic review (albeit a shorter one) on Amazon.com, this time for a Yard-Man 13HP 33-Inch 2-Stage Snow Thrower.

Kneel before me
Review by Brownthing (UK), March 2, 2005
Tired of the humiliatingly frequent defeats when snowball-fighting with my 3-year-old, I invested in one of these. Now, armed with 13 horses worth of snow projectile power, I can bask in ferocious glory as I relentlessly channel anything below my feet in his direction.