tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724620054387076467.post6085674771813371887..comments2023-03-28T05:47:19.206-05:00Comments on TILNEYandRYAN: A Crimeless VictimTILNEYandRYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02077094389844837535noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724620054387076467.post-43364484542719314222008-10-24T08:50:00.000-05:002008-10-24T08:50:00.000-05:00Dear crime Commentator,Here's an item I found in t...Dear crime Commentator,<BR/><BR/>Here's an item I found in the Tribune that I think needs your analysis. It's the entire text on the incident:<BR/>"Ohio. Police say a woman, 89, faces a petty theft charge because neighborhood children say she won't give back their football."<BR/><BR/>Reverend AlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724620054387076467.post-88165486850140149722008-10-19T22:23:00.000-05:002008-10-19T22:23:00.000-05:00Tilney & RyanWe enjoyed your true crime report...Tilney & Ryan<BR/>We enjoyed your true crime report. It was reminiscent of the shoot-out at OK Corral because of collateral damage to the fence. The events were exciting and wreaked of crime. <BR/><BR/> Just because an Old Guy yells, "It's all right, he didn't get anything," doesn't mean that no crime was committed. Life isn't that simple.<BR/><BR/>The Punk, as I understand your story, sounds a likely suspect for ATTEMPTED breaking and entering and ATTEMPTED larceny, at least. Just as with attempted murder, attempted rape, attempted arson, and such, these attempts are solid gold crimes in the eyes of society and help to fill our prisons. <BR/><BR/>You can be a success as a criminal even when you fail. Isn't that what democracy is all about?<BR/><BR/>Reverend AlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com